The PSYning [X]
If you’re already wearing a kilt and playing a tuba on a bridge, this seems like the logical next step.
THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH
this can’t be life
I refuse to believe…
But wait… WHAT??? How you just gon kill off Ashanti???
No! Omgod. Nigga bouta die in here. I can’t.
omg i can’t breathe
I almost threw up from trying to hold in my laughter.
Nature is so majestic
I am ugly crying/laughing because of this.
it was boring
They’re doing a very special episode about weed cause the oldest kid apparently dropped a joint in the house and holy shit you’d think he had been cooking meth in their basement. The entire family is like being torn apart and in tears and the mom admitted to smoking pot once like 30 years ago and was asking her husband if he was disappointed in her and I just don’t understand how anyone wrote this with a serious face. I’m actually offended.
And holy shit they literally all just hugged and the dad said (while crying) “we’re gonna be alright, this family is gonna be alright”
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
YOU HAD ONE JOB, MR NOODLE!!
I DON’T HAVE ANY FRIENDS
“DUDE, STAND UP AND EMBRACE ME BRO!” - God
NAW BUT LOOK AT BUDDY RIGHT HERE.
HE LOOKING LIKE, “MMHM BRUH. FORREAL THO? BUT FORREAL FORREAL? YOU DON’T LOOK NOTHING LIKE WHAT MY MAMA SAID, BREH. LEMME FEEL YO HEAD THEN. SEE IF IT FEEL LIKE WOOL LIKE MY MAMA SAID. IT LOOK LIKE IT FEELS WET, STRINGY, AND GREASY. IUNNO BRUH. IUNNO IF I SHOULD BELIEVE WHAT YOU BE SPEWING BREH.”
you are tearing this family apart
MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE
WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY.
what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
THAT’S 49 CENT OF SPILT MILK DRIPPING ALL OVER MY TABLE! SOMEBODY GON’ DRINK THIS MILK!
shit tyrone. get it together.
you had one job tyrone
l o l and they even went over their target
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