i fucking can’t
Finally, they get to MY fetish.
this looks like a selfie
#lol stranded on an island #wicked sunburn #nofilter #txt it lol
I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background
It’s possible this is as funny as life will get.
(inadvertently) why the internet was created, people.
*tears in eyes*
louis and niall start doing the swimming dance and harrys like oh i want to do it too so he does but at that exact moment louis and niall switch dance moves and harry doesn’t notice and he just keeps doing the swimming thing im laughing so har d omg and then after ugh i just (x)
I am laughing so hard but I’m crying at the same time?!?!?1
I dressed up yesterday like this
but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!
Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.
“And the Oscar goes to… Leonardo DiCaprio!” I shout as he comes inside me. When he finishes, he cleans up and decides that tonight he will stay until breakfast.
I lie next to him with his arms tight around me, wondering how long I’m supposed to wear this gold paint before I can wash it off.
this is probably my favorite video in the entire internet
I’M SO HAPPY
oh gdo i laughchokeddd
i’m surprised they didn’t throw a toilet in there. why didn’t they do a toilet? now i’m curious :[
I tried to eat my feelings
Look at the whites boy on the right nutting them selves
This is why i love you
Their faces are like that “Ohhh, Mr. Darcy. Ohhh” comic
Glee is the Island on Lost, and you can never, ever leave; until the show encompasses all of human experience. Can you imagine that 37th season premiére? Can you imagine if it opened with, like, the symphonic strains of Wagner’s “Vorspiel” from Das Rheingold? If, like, we saw the sun rising above a pristine wheat field on the outskirts of Lima and a small child racing through, hands running along the heads of the individual stalks? And then Kurt’s voice saying, “The sun”? And then we cut to Antarctica, where Finn Hudson, now old and alone, is sitting in a little shack, watching the Earth’s temperature slowly rise? And then he turns to the camera and slowly intones “La,” and the camera takes us through all of the 497 other regulars, as they join him, their voices coming together in symphonic grandeur, into an a cappella rendition of “Vorspiel” itself? “We are all alive. Always alive,” says Kurt. And then, like, there’s a velociraptor puppet, who became a regular in season 18, and it’s doing some sort of shit through the bombed-out ruins of the original McKinley High (season 22)? “We stretch. We run. We are one million things, and yet we are one,” says Kurt. And maybe Iron Man is there?! And Rachel is standing there, holding hands with her second husband James Cromwell, watching as her and Finn’s daughter gives birth to her own daughter, whose father is Kurt and Blaine’s son, and Will Schuester is there, and he says, “Gleeeee!”? And then immediately, that baby is slushied in the face? (And, of course, then, everybody would determine who the “new cyborg Rachel” was by performing the hot song of the summer of 2045.) And then I would say, “God, that was unfocused,” and you would say, “Oh, shut up! Glee is all about moment-to-moment pleasures!” and then some guy would say, “Who cares? I’ve never watched Glee because I knew it was bad,” like that somehow preserved his cool guy credentials by saying that on the 2045 equivalent of the Internet, and then the world would end. I mean, wouldn’t you want to see that?
Source: The A.V. Club
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