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ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
Elvira.
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High School AU
Joan Watson has just returned to school after taking some time off to recover from a tragic accident. Gregson, her favorite English teacher, has a new pet project, a British kid who can’t seem to stop getting in trouble.
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Dogs Wearing Pantyhose, A Popular New Meme in China
I’M FUCKIGN SCREAMING AT MY COMPUTER
Thank you, China.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY FUCKING GOS
LOOK AT WHAT MAN’S SCIENCE HATH WROUGHT!
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Proven fact: Water will make your rabbit appear at least half their original size.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
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ATTN EVERYONE THIS IS A V IMPORTANT PHOTO OF JOE BIDEN LOOKING LIKE AN EAGLE
So majestic
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Uma cobra protege dois filhotinhos por 48 horas após eles caírem por acidente em um buraco, na Índia. No início, pensou-se que ela queria atacá-los, mas depois notaram que ela estava cuidando dos cãezinhos. Quando resgatados, os filhotes voltaram para sua casa e a cobra foi libertada em uma floresta.
Não tem como não compartilhar isso com vocês.A snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole, India. At first, it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for puppies. When rescued, the chicks back to their house and the snake was released into a forest.
It is impossible not to share it with you.
good snake, best snake. ;A;
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Post reblogged from Sweet like sowsap with 68,488 notes
how to give an awful handjob
- be unaware of where the penis is
- scream into the penis
- use the back of your hand
- slap the penis and call it “buddy”
- condescend to the penis
- set your hand on fire
When I was in high school, my friend started dating this girl who no one liked because she was awful. But he liked her and she wasn’t BAD, she was just terrible at everything she did, like living.
Case in point, the guy she dated before my friend told me about when they went to a movie together, and she tried to give him a handjob in the theater. First mistake was that she went up the leg of his shorts, instead of down the zipper area. She also had no idea what went into a handjob. According to her ex, she just latched on and yanked on his dick like she was pulling the lever on a cigarette machine. He said he had to keep quiet while trying not to yell every time she pulled his dick like a lawnmower ripcord, and then he had to be quiet while he tried to get her to stop.
Handjobs are not tug-of-war.
This story, #doe…………
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NYAN HAT YES
I’LL TAKE TWO PLEASE
Make this a TF2 hat and people will kill for it.
Unusual Nyan Cat Hat
Effect: Catchy as Fuck
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The Magic School Bus: The Movie Trailer [X]
WANT.
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I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB.
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.
Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.
IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.
I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.
I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…
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I CAN NOT!!!!!!!!
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Gangnam Minus Gangnam of the Day: It seems now that we’ve moved beyond parodies and imitation for Gangnam Style, descending into bizarre postmodern art.
[nerdcore]
Ok this is seriously the best thing I’ve seen so far in terms of parody or reinventing the damn thing. It’s BRILLIANT. And completely eerie too. So so clever. WATCH THIS.
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